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evil bigfoot wizard


this is an exceprt from my book raddddd which you can get here

8 foot tall big foot with a yeti beard like gandalf

he awakes at night in a forest in the state of oregon

but this bigfoot is an evil wizard bigfoot

he preys on house pets, not for food, but for fun

its 3am and your dog layla is sleeping in the backyard

its 3am and the evil wizard bigfoot casts a spell on your dog layla

layla teleports to the middle of the atlantic ocean

evil wizard bigfoot laughs and walks back into the forest

the next day there is a sign posted on a light pole

‘reward: golden retriever layla’

this is how pets go missing

evil wizard bigfoots